Dude, your balls are made of pussy!
Whether it's calling into question Archer 's manhood, mentioning Malory's office pastimes or lavishing praise on Lana's, pussy jokes get as much of a look in (phrasing?) as dick jokes. Sometimes in your face and sometimes tucked away, they always reveal a laugh.
In Your Face (explicit)[]
Here's a Pammy double-whammy-combo balls/pussy joke from Archer Vice: On the Carpet (s5e9):
- Malory: "Because you are a timid man Cyril."
- Cyril: "What? No I'm not!"
- Pam: "Dude your balls are made of pussy!"
- Archer: "Hahahahahahaha! Ow!"
Country Matters (implied)[]
In Reignition Sequence (s6e10), Krieger suggests finding a a woman for Archer based on his preference for the hunt:
- Pam: C'mon, let's pick a hooker!
- Krieger: One that Archer's never had sex with
- Group: Huh?
- Cheryl: Is there one?
- Krieger: You're forgetting what the largest sex organ on the human body is...
- Cyril: The penis?
- Pam: I was gonna say vagina.
- Cheryl: I was gonna say Pam's vagina.
- Ray: Me too!
- Krieger: The brain.
- Group: Ewwww!
- Krieger: Not like that - what is wrong with you people?
- Pam: Ray's missing a hand!
- Krieger: Archer won't risk his relationship with Lana for a previous conquest - especially a prostitute. For a man like him it's all about the hunt.
- Pam: Well they're all gonna have -
- Krieger: I said "hunt"
- Pam: Ow. Still though...
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Katya reveals her filthy side in Reignition Sequence (s6e10):
- Katya: "Let's get you out of these wet things and into something-"
- Archer: "-dry?"
- Katya: "Oh I can promise you, it is not dry"
- [Champagne cork pops suggestively]
- Archer: "blorp"
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Ray snarkily jokes at Malory's elderly status in Fugue and Riffs (s4e1):
- Malory: I'm off to get a sea food wrap.
- Ray: I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams.