First appearance Skorpio
Eyes Brown
Hair Black
Nationality Mexican
Occupation Cook
Skills Cooking
Personal Life
Relationships Sterling Archer (sexual relationship)


Pita was Sterling Archer's Mexican cook and was also his frequent sexual partner. She is a devout Catholic and refuses to use protection during sex, resulting in three unwanted pregnancies with Sterling. He has so frequently paid for her abortions, that he had become known for it around the ISIS office.

According to Pam, Pita cooked great Migas.


  • Pita never appeared again following her debut episode. It is plausible she is no longer one of Sterling's employee, or more likely she was forgotten by the writers, as Woodhouse appears to be the only servant working in Archer's penthouse.

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