|First appearance||"Double Trouble"|
|Make/Model (approximate)||1978 GM G-Series Van|
|Primary Color||Black with custom mural|
|Details and Features|
|Purpose||Personal Transportation, Taping Bum Fights|
|Special Features||Tinted windows, chain steering wheel, privacy curtains|
Doctor Krieger's Van is a large 1978 GM G-Series conversion van, similar to the Kidnapper's Van except it has a painted mural on the side with the sliding door. The mural is an homage to the band Rush and their various album covers. (This picture shows them side by side.)
Inside, Doctor Krieger has a chain steering wheel, two sets of leopard print curtains and heavily tinted black windows. Lana comments on the "illegal-ass window tint" and says the van, "is like rolling probable cause," meaning police officers wouldn't need much of an excuse to pull over and search the van. Malory is embarrassed to be in the van, and calls it the "S.S. Date Rape."
Krieger has had multiple vans, with a recurring theme being that Krieger engages in questionable activities to obtain funds to create an ultra-cool van, which is then destroyed, usually because of Archer. They always have names and painted murals based on Rush albums.
In the season 3 finale, "Space Race: Part II", Krieger's third van borrows its name, "Caress of Krieger," and appearance from the Rush album Caress of Steel. At least part of this was apparently financed by selling access to Lana's medical records and information, and telling Barry that Archer was on the International Space Station. Apparently this particular van provided some method for Krieger to have sex with his virtual girlfriend, because they enter the van after he shows it off to her and it begins rocking.
In the season 4 episode, The Wind Cries Mary, another van of Krieger's is shown in a flashback as a weapon distribution center (yet another way he funds projects like his van). It is an homage to the Rush album Fly by Night, and aptly named "Van by Night". Krieger's van has not been seen outside of this flashback in Season 4, so it is unclear where this van fits in the continuity.
In season 6, Krieger's van is repainted as simply "VAN," in homage to Rush's self-titled album.
In season 11, Krieger's van is named "Screaming For Van-geance," which is a homage to Judas Priest's album "Screaming For Vengeance."
In season 11 episode, Helping Hands, Krieger's van gets destroyed by a rocket launcher.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Krieger was using his van to tape bum fights, among other things, as referenced in "Honeypot."
Gallery of images[edit | edit source]
There are 3 images of Krieger's Van on this Wiki, visit the Krieger's Van gallery to view all the images and screenshots. Here is a sample of four images from the gallery: